WhaWha Whaaaaaaatttt?

Okay, so apparently there is a diamond mine in Arkansas that is open to the public as a State Park, and an average of 2 diamonds per day are found there by regular citizens??????
If I had only known about this sooner.....things could have be different man....things could have been different.




Typical resident of Murfreesboro, Arkansas

Bullet Train Irony

Okay, so German engineers are testing the most advanced train ever built by man, capable of 280 MPH. They are cruising down the test track and an undetermined, but undoubtly blinding pace. They are certainly conversing about every little aspect of the train, how they've thought over every detail. How everything has been caluculated to the most infinite percintile that can be comprehneded by man.....

Then the train crashes into a repair car that was accidentally parked on the test track, killing 21+ of said engineers.

Wow.

On an only slightly related note;

Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Druggies

When I first saw this, I figured the Government was pickin' on poor Willie.
But a pound and a half of pot and close to 100 grams of schrooms?
Damn Willie! You're 73 years old! (and also my new hero)

Hey! Same to You!

Well, on the way to work this morn I stopped at the local Dunkin's drive through to pick up a couple of ice coffees. A regular for me and French Vanilla for my sweetie.

Let's just say that we had a nice little chuckle when the French Vanilla was handed to us.

Worst....Alibi....Ever!

This story is bizarre enough, but the real kicker doesn't come until the very last sentence.

Giiiuuu...TUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

A little workout motivation for you all!!

Just More Proof that Human Beings are Savages

I am sure those who are carrying out these slaughters feel like real manly men!

WhoreSpace.com

This is not too surprising.

Magnolia - The Sequel

Nothing screams "City Festival" like dead pigeons falling from the sky.

Regarding Magnolia, now that I think of it, and it has been a long time since I've seen the movie, but Tom Cruise's part vs. his actual exsistence is very close to being a case of life imitating art.

Newest Member of My Vigilante Squad

This bitch choked a motherfucker OUT!

5'7' 260 pounds?
Damn! When did Jerome Bettis get a sex change?

C U Next Tuesday!

Damn, do you think this frosty bitch could at least have waited until the body stiffened?

Oh Shit!

After 17 years of high speed high jinks on the highways of Massachusetts, today I officially annoucement my retirement.
Mr. The Man....you win.