Overused Sayings

What a Long Strange Trip It's Been.

Has it really? Let's just stop right there. If you can honestly say your trek to the Grand Canyon with the kiddies in tow was as long and strange as the Grateful Dead's career was, then please continue with my blessing. Otherwise, shut your yip.





"You quoted me in reference to your business trip to Peoria??? Say you're sorry."















Houston, We Have a Problem.

Yeeeecccchhh!! Why don't you drop a Christa McAuliffe joke as well jackass. Let me guess, ten years from now when somebody in your office gets fired, you're gonna say he got "Plutoed".




Ahhhhh...yes, all over Florida. Good one.
No Really...it was good....really.









ANYTHING Dave Chapelle.

Look, I love the man, but when Dave himself wants to kill people who quote him, it becomes time to put "Rick James" away.





Yadda Yadda Yadda.

You loved watching Seinfeld. You watched it religiously every Thursday night. You were one of the "hip" people in the office on Friday mornings trading "Heeeeelllllllllooooo"s and "I'm Keith Hernandez!"s. Then, 10 years went by and yadda yadda yadda, you are still quoting from the show.





They're laughing at you for still using that "Puddy" reference.
Not with you, at you.









May the Force Be With You.

This phrase was forever killed when cash slut George Lucas forced his three shitty prequels up our collective ass canals.

Da Nutsach....Tell it!!




If you've seen ol' Georgie anywhere,
this guy wants a word with him.








Wedding Crashers, Old School, Anchorman, et all.

Okay, I am still guilty of these. The key is to quote from the depths of these movies. If you are still yelling "We're going streaking!" while referring to San Diego as a "whale's vagina", chances are you probably wear a blue shirt to work every day and you're friends don't like you very much.




Oh No You Didn't!!!

Okay, if you are a sista from the Bronx, then this is still fine, but if you are a fat white-trash broad from Indiana, then please just stop. Other sayings you should avoid;
Foshizzle my nizzle
Oh Snap!
You Go Girlfriend!!

Here are a few "white" replacements I can suggest for you, because after all, you are white;
Oh no you didn't! = Did you really do that? Wow, I am surprised.
Foshizzle my nizzle = Sure thing my good friend
Oh Snap! = Darn!
You Go Girlfriend! = Good for you Sally . I am proud of you for standing up for what's right.



Yup, she's ghetto.













The Curse of the Bambino

Christ, we thought this one was put to bed for good, but it is making a resurgence due to the 5 game debacle at Fenway last weekend. Now Dan Shaughnessy is planning to pen "The Return of the Curse" in order to help put his future grandkids through college.




The recent 5 game sweep of the BoSox at the hands of the Yankees means that this cornholer can buy another mansion.







40 is the New 30.

Let's see, your are still unmarried and the big 4 - 0 is barreling down upon you. So you perpetuate an enormous lie to make yourself feel better?
Hmmmm....it's just too bad that the crows who did a tap dance on your once youthful face didn't get the memo.




Exhibit A of the infamous Heckle and Jeckle stampede trial.













"I do say my good friend Jeckel, we stomped that old hag's face but good!"

"Indubitably Heckel, Indubitably!"