General Thought and Musings
1. I like revolving doors because you don't have to hold them for anyone.
2. Regarding fashion and style, I firmly believe that no matter how trendy something is now, I will not do/wear it if in 10 years from now, I will have to explain myself to a crowd of people laughing at my photo album.
Perfect example of this; Oversized sunglasses that are oh so chic....and absolutely ridiculous looking.
Paris Hilton? or Helen Keller.
3. If I let you go in traffic, and you don't give me a courtosey wave, just know that I am wishing a horrific accident befalls you.
I'll bet you'll wave next time!
4. I don't care how hards it is raining, oversized "golf" unbrellas are for fucking buffoons.
5. Speaking of golf, it is actually a cool game if you shun the usual decorum and play while drunk or on some type of narcotic.
6. Howard Stern is proof that old age ruins everything.
7. The Boondocks is the best show that nobody is watching.
8. Its seems to me that the guys who used to wear their cellphones in leather cases attached to the waist of their pants, are now the ones most likely to be rocking the Bluetooth ear piece.
9. I found this picture while Googling "Boondocks". I wonder if the photographer said something like; "Okay, all the uglies get in the back row."
10. Boston.com Caption time!
(I won't even bore you with the idiotic responses from the Boston.com readership. You'll just have to trust me when I saw that they were awful).
Beetle; "After a long and grueling audition, Joe lost the part in American History X to Ed Norton. So he decided to return to his old refereeing job "
11. Sometime I don't post anything for a week, and sometimes I post three things in one day. Deal with it.
From the sick and twisted mind of Beetle at 9:35 AM
4 Comments:
By the way,
Here are the "Top 5 Entries" in the Boston.com caption contest for the referee picture. Let me tell you, these just ooze hilarity;
1. "No, no, no Boys. You're doing it all wrong... It goes like this...watch.... Step, touch. Hip...Hip, head down, grab the bum and dip"
-bceagle06
2. "Although considered hazing by many outside of the game, the rookie referee's mandatory perfomances of "I'm a little Teapot" are still a annual training camp ritual."
-poopaphone
3. "Look at where I just pulled my head out of!"
-JerryF11
4. "Do these shorts make my butt look fat?"
-DirtyWaterLover
5. "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea."
-thebabecurse
8:35 AM
Wow, I am so totally in agreement on the oversized sunglasses thing. I have ranted a couple times on fashion. That one I never get, along with the little emo fucks wearing girls pants.
11:41 PM
Very true, but I'd say that little emo fucks wear girl pants isn't really fashion, it's just gay.
10:20 AM
Very true, Sach... I'm down with you and the girl jeans wearing punks.
Beetle - What about Ugg boots. I will add them to your list of stupid trends.
I'm all about the traffic wave... We may be the only 2 in the whole world. If there are more, they don't live in Phoenix.
Furthermore: I don't know how you could be so cruel to a guy with a coccyx problem. He is obviously in pain.
7:02 PM
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