The 10 Gayest Cars Ever

I never intended this to be a "lists" website, but I am sorta on a lists roll.
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10. The Porsche Boxster

Famously referred to as a "Pussy Porsche" by Tony Soprano, the Boxster was Porsche's attempt to target the yet untapped "Guppie" (Gay Yuppie) market. A very brilliant and very gay move by Porsche. I'll never look at a 911 Carrera the same way again.


















9. SAAB 900 (1980s) models.


SAAB has since "manned" this car up quite a bit, but when it first came out (pun alert!) it was SUSPECT!! I can't quite pin the reason down though. Perhaps it was the slanted rear, or maybe because it was SAAB's first real splash into the American market and let's face it, SAAB sounds like the last name of a gay porn actor.
Ass Crammers 3, starring Barry SAAB
















8. (Tie) Geo Tracker and Toyota RAV4

This is a tie only because the RAV4 is a blatant, although MUCH better made, ripoff of the Tracker. Both are equally feminine. Defenders of these vehicles try to pass them off as trucks. Yeah, just like Brian Boytano tries to pass himself off as an athlete.



























6. The Mini Cooper

This spooge-fart on wheels should be rated higher on this list, but it gained a touch a credibility when Mike Myers, Matt Damon, and Ed Norton all zipped around in Minis in various major motion pictures. Well played Mini, well played.

















5. Renault's Le Car

Perhaps the original rainbow wagon, real men loved nothing more than taunting the drivers of these vehicles by blowing by them in their GTOs and Chargers. Unfortunately, the Le Car drivers would have the last high pitched feminine chuckle as they kept driving past gas stations.














On the plus side, this was the #3 search result for "Le Car" on Google Images. Nice! I needed that!








4. The Honda Insight

As if being an environmentalist tree hugging dork wasn't bad enough, if you were caught dead tooling around in one of these abominations, there was only one possible explanation...twinkle toes.














3. VW Beetle

Having the nickname "Beetle" since grade school is bad enough. Having to share said nickname with this rolling HIV machine is just plain agitating.













2. Honda Del Sol

Honda's target market for this car was single chics with not a care (or child) in the world. Somewhere along the way, things went horribly horribly wrong.
















And the winner for gayest car ever....
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1. Black Honda Prelude

Hahaha, just kidding! One of my buddies has this car. Of course his is held together by toilet paper rolls and bailing wire.



















1. (For real this time) Mazda Miata

Come on. Was there ever a question?