What a little Cunt Bag

Nice job Johnny, chasing down stay-at-home moms and their little E-Bay businesses.
I hope you die a slow grueling death from rectal syphilis.















Hey Johnny, have you ever heard the story of Samson??
We didn't think so.



I found the following excerpt from Samson's story to be especially fitting;
"It is important in comprehending the story to understand that Samson's power does not lie in his hair. It is merely that he has now already broken the first two laws of the Nazarite. This is the last straw, so God removes his power."

This is a perfect analogy for Damon, as he didn't lose his soul when he cut his hair, It is merely that he has now already broken the first two karmatic laws of baseball and life;

1. Don't dump your high school sweetie for a stripper once you become a big star.
2. Don't ever...EVER leave the Red Sox to sign with the Yankees.






No Johnny, I wasn't referring to this Samson from "Half Baked"